If the Democrats lose 

After posting on Twitter that I voted for Jill Stein, a bunch of cowards hiding behind bizarre-looking avatars protested, and said that I just handed Trump the Presidency. They said congratulations, now Trump is going to destroy Palestine, and cater to Bibi and Russia. I was flattered. I had no idea that I was that powerful. Had I known, I would have put a president in office that represented the people instead of special interest groups. A president who wasn't like Biden, a warmonger. A president who wasn't insane like Trump.  

No, if the democrats lose, I will not be responsible for their loss. It will be of their own doing. For months and months, people all over the U.S have been protesting, shouting, vlogging—stop sending billions of dollars worth of weapons to Israel, stop the damn genocide, stop killing children, stop killing innocent people—but apparently, all the shouting have fallen on deaf ears.

I made a big mistake once and voted for Biden against my better judgement. I knew exactly what he stood for. But everyone said, please vote for him. He is the lesser of the two evils. The alternative would be Trump. You see, this is how they sell you corruption. They sell it through the two-party system. Choose, Choose the least evil one. They say: "We are protecting the American interest." They are not protecting the American interest. They are protecting the people who spent millions to put them in office. (Image by: Joey Harbour)

The democrats continue to make the same mistakes over and over. The last time they lost, Hillary cheated Bernie who had more votes. The democratic party was clueless as to how much Hillary was disliked. They thought that if they pushed her on us, we were all going to suck it up, and accept her. But it backfired. Some of Bernie's voters didn't vote. Other Bernie voters voted for Trump to teach the democratic party a lesson. Did they learn? Oh, no. They continue to make stupid mistakes. This time they pushed Kamala on us. Perhaps I would have considered her if she had guts. If she stood up for humanity. For months, I have listened to her speeches written for her by idiots who support genocide. 

So, no. I will not make the same mistake again, and choose between the two devils. I voted for the Green Party. And please don't be shy. Let me know if I am the one responsible for handing the presidency to the republicans, because that would give me a big ego boost. That would make me not only the most important person in the US, but also in the world. Soon, I would get sucked into the system. My face would turn red, and I would start to grow horns. I would become a colonizer, killing innocent men, women, and children, flattening property after property, to satisfy my insatiable hunger. As John Edward Acton said: "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."