Every time I talk to someone in the U.S or Iran, I can hear
the double connection, the clicking and the annoying spying. Are they really
that stupid? If they’re going to tap my phone, they should do it discreetly. I don’t
need to be reminded of some idiot listening to my conversation. I mean if they
want to hear me tell my friend that I threw up yesterday because I had a
stomach flu, that’s their business, but they could at least spare me the
terrible connection. Are they being blatantly obvious on purpose? I have no
clue what goes through their feeble minds.
I guess I should be thankful that I am not able to hear them
breathe. After 9/11, I complained to AT&T about my phone being tapped. The conversations
went something like this:
Me: My phone is tapped.
AT&T operator: Why do you think that?
Me: Because I can hear the person breathing when I get on the
phone.
AT&T: Do you have a cordless?
ME: Yes, I like to keep up with this century.
AT&T: Try changing the battery. It’s probably because the
battery is low.
Wowwww!!! You know, the phone tapping doesn’t bother me as
much as the fact that they truly believe people are stupid. But really, who is
the stupid person in the above conversation?
